Therefore, I demand an apology from President Hugo Chavez.
I demand that the United Nations allow me the opportunity to reply and clarify that it wasn’t me who stood at the podium under the appearance of George W. Bush.
I want to make it absolutely clear that I am highly offended that President Chavez could confuse my scent with that pestilent odor of war, death and destruction that emanates from this dark entity known in your dimension as George W. Bush - a fiend from the deepest, darkest, and most dismal abyss in the entire Universe.
I implore that the Secretary General of the United Nations call upon President Chavez to retract his words before the nations of the world. I am highly offended that President Chavez has dared to compare me to this most hideous ghoul: George W. Bush.